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Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over

Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over
Alexa Vega

Alexa Vega

Screen Time: 35%
Role: Carmen Cortez
Age: 14 years old
Courtney Jines

Courtney Jines

Screen Time: 35%
Role: Demetra
Age: 10 years old
Emily Osment

Emily Osment

Screen Time: 5%
Role: Gerti Giggles
Age: 10 years old

 

Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over

2003
Spy Kids 3: Game Over
Rating: 7.75 (20 votes)
Directed: Robert Rodriguez
Country: USA
Language: English
Genre: Action, Science Fiction
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0338459

Summary

Carmen's caught in a virtual reality game designed by the Kids' new nemesis, the Toymaker. It's up to Juni to save his sister, and ultimately the world.

Movie Reviews

Ouch..

In this third outing, Juni has resigned from the O.S.S. to strike out on his own and make it rich, or at least rich enough to be able to play a new video game called Game Over. When word is sent to Juni(Daryl Sabara) by President George Clooney that his sister, Carmen(Alexa Vega), has been trapped inside the video game, Juni rejoins the O.S.S. to save his sister. It seems that once the game goes on line, the evil Toymaker (Sylvester Stallone) has it rigged so that once kids complete the mysterious level five they will be trapped in the game forever and he'll be able to control them. So shortly after he arrives at the O.S.S., Juni or at least his subconscious is whisked away into a virtual reality game world. Time to put your scarlet and cyan glasses on folks.

Now I'm not normally one to quibble with small details in a movie obviously meant for the youngest of kids, but if I'm going to suffer a headache and queasy stomach for the sake of a film, I would like for the writer and director to at least connect the dots. It is never explained with any satisfaction as to how getting inside the game with your subconscious really works. It can't be a big O.S.S. secret because the game is filled with a whole boatload of other kids wondering around trying to achieve the same goal. Add to this Juni's wheelchair bound grandfather (Ricardo Montalban), whom he summons into the game to help him out. Conveniently, Grandfather quickly spouts legs so he can play right along, and watching Ricardo Montalban inside a video game is an unnerving experience. Watch him closely though, as he'll mysteriously disappear when not needed and reappear just in time to help Juni and Carmen out of some sticky situations. To make matters worse, as Juni bounces around the game world, any kind of logic as to what he must do and why he must do it is thrown out the window. Every scene is nothing but a set up for Rodriquez to throw in what he hopes his audience will see as some cool 3d magic. It doesn't take long for it to become tiresome, to your eyes, your head, and your stomach.

If all this wasn't bad enough, the villainous Toymaker and his other personalities(all played by Stallone), controls the actions of the players inside the video game, then makes decisions that actually help them win it instead of having them figuring it out on their own. So much for any kind of suspense. Some of this is explained toward the end of the film, but by then we are so glad to see the film come to an end, we no longer care about his rationale or lack thereof. Despite his razzie award winning performance, I did actually like Stallone's campy over the top performance. It's too bad the script doesn't give him anything to do that makes any sense.

The funny thing about Spy Kids 3D, is that Rodriquez actually had a clever idea. It's too bad he was so intent on making use of 3D that he forgot to make a good film in the process. It is also hard to explain why he went back to using 3D that required the glasses with different color lenses. The effect was awful twenty years ago, twenty years before that, and in 2003 is even worse. There seems to be some great computer generated backgrounds and sets in the film, but because of the silly glasses, you never get to appreciate them because they are muted and colorless.

I'm sure the kiddies will be enthralled with this film and have fun wearing the funky glasses. If you're an adult and you must watch it with them, a quick trip to the drug store for some aspirin and Dramamine would be advised.